Kyle

Kyle is a short, hairy werewolf who happens to look like Jesus when he grows his hair out. Usually will be see wearing mom jeans, or khaki shorts. Loves Nirvana, The Foo Fighters, and shooting rubber bands at innocent people. 9gag is probably his life, and he spends countless hours contributing to the site. When he climbs up his bed it is truly a wondrous sight. Kyle has grey eyes, and loves to rock a Bump-it frequently. He enjoys Mountain Dew and tall heaping mountains of salad. If you ever meet a Kyle run far away because he will kill you. Preeeeeetty much.

"Is that Jesus on that billboard?!"
"No. It's TOTALLY Kyle."

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Kyle

Home wrecker

What a "Kyle" move I pulled when I stole that guy's girlfriend, sweet!

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Kyle

A thug who likes to eat and gain. He's amazing at certain sports, likes video games, and knows how to work his way around the ladies... Did I meantion he likes to eat?

I just saw Kyle playing LAX and staying thug.

Kyle was at my house with his girlfriend playing COD and eating Pizza.

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Kyle

B.O.H

Bro's over hoes

Whenever we want some thing.. B.O.H and it gets us everything. because we are supreme Kyle

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Kyle

Tiny dick//no no balls

Omg Kyle's dick soo small aha

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Kyle

A very cool guy that thinks he can do anything in the world he does a lot for his friends and has a small penis

"hay is that Kyle on the toilet"
"Yeah he has a small penis"

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Kyle

The gayest guy you will ever meet.

You think Logan Paul is gay

You have never met kyle.

"Who is that bender there. Oh, that's just Kyle."

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