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The term "Tap the Turkey" is used to describe the act of female arousal.
Use of "Tap the Turkey" must be accompanied by a comical vision where the female groin is replaced by a steaming skinless turkey, glistening in the sun.
The steaming turkey is then tapped with 2 fingers in a rhythmic fashion.
Discovered at Ben's beach house after he hooked in with Kate
Warren: "Tap her turkey Ben"
Ben: "Shut up man"
Kate: "what?"
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Detagatory word for a jerk, asshole, douchebag,a know it all but really they don't know shit.yhat person in your group of friends that no one likes to hang out with. A fuckin loser just the worst.
Douchebag. Jsckass asshole. Jerk.
Know it all but not really.
Look at this jive turkey on the corner playing his guitar like hes hosting a live concert.
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The last thursday of November, in which celebration takes place in honor of the pilgrims who befriended the natives and slaughtered them when the had the chance, usually involves a lot of eating and for vegetarians they get to eat tofurkey!
"God damn!"
"what?"
"its turkey day. so i gotta cook all this food."
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when you spread ur butt cheeks and close them on some1's nose and then fart causing their nose to rattle
john loves them turkey clubs he often tells me its the peak of his day
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A child who is born to unmarried parents and who was conceived by turkey baster insemination.
That little turkey basterd's mother is suing his father for support, but his father claims he didn't know about the insemination.
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A person, male or female, who pisses you off or is acting like a prick.
Those fuckin’ turkey dicks are texting and swerving all over the road!
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An older woman (generally 60+, hence the snow definition) that has had plastic surgery and has a cat like face. Unfortunately even though the surgery makes her look younger the Turkey wattle around the neck cannot be removed. Cougar to Snow Turkey!
Barbara Walters is a classic Snow Turkey
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