shitting the bed

its when you spend someone else's money at your expence, or when you front dope and do it all or spend the money and not pay the person back you owe for it.

that guy keeps shitting the bed, he never paid me back anything he owed me and has no money for me.

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bed bath

When someone is in bed and one or more people pee on the one sleeping

Chad passed out at the party so we gave him a bed bath

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bed wetter

the biggie pink lemonade at wendy's

I'd like some nuggets, a bowl of chili, a junior bacon plain, and a bed wetter por favor.

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autumn beds

Anything that the band Modest Mouse is definitely NOT sleeping in.

We won't be sleeping in our autumn beds.

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Helicopter Bed

After a big night out when you lie down, be it in your bed or on the pavement, the sensation of spinning round like a helicopters rotors

'Oh my God, I'd such bad helicopter bed last night I thought I'd take off'

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rockstar the bed

when you are so wiped on beer and jagermesiter that you crash out on the bed and are so smashed you piss the bed while shitting yourself and being sick, in the style of so many rock stars of the past...

Mr A: dude that was an epic 18 hour sesh I was totally wiped...
Mr B: yer man, what was the story with all that Jager? I ended up rock-starring the bed...
Mr A: no way - that's messy dude, cant believe you would rockstar the bed.

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Bed Written

When an assignment is done in the comfort of your own bed due to lack of willpower to stand or generally move. Typically horrendous quality work with drool stains adorning it.

The teacher deduced the assignment must have been bed written due to the saliva puddle that had dried on it and the delusional paranoid ramblings it contained.

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