To crank worm is equivalent to ‘pop off’
Some other similar phrases would be ‘performing well’ and ‘topping the meters’
Can also mean feeling good and torquing your hog.
Jimmy you going to score 40 tonight? We need you to crank worm.
I’m popping off here man doing big damage. I’m cranking my worm
When a guy jerks off on the toilet right after taking a shit
I was in a rush this morning so I killed 2 birds with one stone with a porcelain Crank and Stank
The act of plucking your partners pubes with tweezers to make them into various clothing items
“I hit the cello crank with my wife, Veronica.”-Stew
“That’s gross, Judah.”-Ahmed
When two people get into the 69 position and pluck each other’s pubes with a fork like spaghetti and then turning them into yarn and knitting them into various clothing items
You should see the Cello Crank sweater my girlfriend just knitted for me.
When you get into 69 and pluck the girl’s pubes with a fork like spaghetti and then collect them in a jar and then knit them into various clothing items such as a sweater and a scarf or a beanie.
You should see the cello crank hat my girlfriend knitted me.
When two guys self masturbate while seated in a back to back position. This practice stems from the astronaut practice of masturbating back to back to avoid being shot backwards after climax in zero-gravity space
Lieutenant McRae was hoping Commander Bolton would join him in a space crank so the two could safely jack off aboard the ISS without fear of flying backwards into the control panels.
I was riding down the street on my big bad Harley wind in my hair and cranking a bob marley