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Masturbating (as a guy) at 7am after coming home from the afters
A: “dude I didn’t go to sleep till 10am yesterday”
B: “you left afters at 6:30… what were you doing with the rest of the time?”
A: “taking bumps and cranking stick”
When they crank them forceps up during a Pap smear.
That coochie crank is awkward as hell.
When markiplier jorks it
"I am not cranking it" - markiplier, "Five Nights at Freddy's: The Secret of the Mimic - Part 2" ts15:22
to sleep
Oh, jabob is cranking it on the couch again... oh jabob why you always falling asleep so early smh...
A more fun and better way to say you’re masturbating as a male
“What are you going to do when you get home JP?” “I’m probably going to crank stick at least four times, gotta blow off some steam”