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When a man sits on a woman’s face and she eats his ass while jerking him off and his balls rest in her eye sockets
You’re looking a little wrinkled... let me give you a Swedish face mask and help you!
When you are vaccinated and maskinated.
Ariana Grande on Instagram: #VaxxednMasked
Me: aww shit now I need to be vaxxed n masked because ari is
A sexual act in which a man ejaculates and rubs the ejaculate onto his partners face around bedtime. It will dry overnight and can then be peeled off in the morning to cleanse pores.
Friend 1: “Damn girl your skin looks so good!”
Friend 2: “Thanks, my man has been giving me specialty face masks every night.”
When a female masterbates with icy hot In extremely cold weather
Yea dude I saw Karen doing the Alaskan ski mask last night on the porch
When two people are taking a shower together and one of them takes a shower cap and fart's into it and put it over the other persons face
Bro i got the gas *pulls louisiana gas mask over face*
place an oxygen mask on your passed out mate of friend while inserting the tubing to the asshole of a horse or another passed of mate or friend. works better than smelling salts to wake them up.
she was passed out drunk so we gave her an amish air mask. she woke up and vomited so she was ready to go again.
Rubbing spooge onto your face and wearing it like a spa treatment
Christy really likes Oakland face masks…says they make her skin so supple!