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Milk Math

When a person combines milk of one percentage with milk of another in order to create milk with a lower fat content.

"Dude, I hate the way 1% milk tastes but I'm watching my weight. So I did some milk math and mixed 1% and 2% to get 1 1/2%. It's not as good as 2% milk, but it's better than 1%."

by Friendofthemilkmathmaster January 3, 2011


morning milk

When you wake up and just have to nut on your girlfriends chest

I spilled my morning milk all over her chest

by Methusala March 13, 2017


Milk Warfstache

A milk mustache obtained while drinking strawberry milk, named after the famous pink handlebar mustache made famous by Youtuber Markiplier, when portraying his alter ego, Wilfred Warfstache

Wipe your face off man, you got one heck of a milk warfstache going

by Metallicajunkie October 18, 2018


milk doubt

Being unsure whether food spoilage has occurred or not. Does not have to be a milk product, but milk is so vulnerable that everything (including life!) starts from there, including expressions. Plus, its always hardest to tell whether milk products are actually bad.

I was looking at that feta, and I had some real milk doubt about it.

This pizza smells funky, so I'm feelin' some milk doubt.

I don't know, this salad dressing looks rancid, I am experiencing major milk doubt. What do you think?

by j-rated March 3, 2010


milking the baby

when a male sucks a female's breasts during sexual contact

valentina: Hey girl me and my boo went pretty far last night
sabrina: omg were you milking the baby?
valentina: yeah it felt great to have someone like him sucking on my nipples

by Stephanie Bortabitch October 13, 2011


milking shed

A bar or club where older women go to pick up younger men, solely for the purpose of sex.

I need to get laid tonight, so I'm going to a milking shed.

by Deetey April 23, 2017


Secret milk

An obscure reference to something sexual, different for everybody. Many times refers to cum/breast milk.

I can't tell you what the secret milk is, it's a secret.

by Manure June 27, 2015