Team Player

A Team Player is an individual who is not selfish when it comes to achieving a team goal, such as banging the cute girl at the wedding. He will also "take one for the team." E.g. banging the hot chick's friend who is a grenade just so his teammate closes. A Team Player partakes in traditional events such as eating crabcakes and baba-ganoush. He is also a master of the motorboat and a magician when is come to the fake chow . They also love and live by the movie Wedding Crashers.

Hey man i need you to be a Team Player and take my date's cockblocking grenade off my hands.

Bro way not to be a Team Player and take the chubby one for the night, we all could of gotten laid.

DUDE! way to be a Team Player and come through with these sluts

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player hater

n. possibly the lowest form of life or if not right under paramecium or slime mold. Takes great measures to prevent true players from having sex with women they have just met.

Every time I go to the club with Karim he's gotta player hate.

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runescape player

i loser with no life and has no friends. Sits on this lame ass game for hours on end

runescape player says I cant come out this friday night i have to pwn some cows with my rune dagger

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Magic Players

A group of people who play the card game Magic; the Gathering. Generally lacking all social skills and completely lacking hygiene, Magic players spend all of their money on cards instead of t-shirts to cover their hanging gut or shampoo to wash their greasy hair. Do not feel sorry for these people, they can afford to be clean, they just chose not to. They would have time to get laid, but again, they chose not to.

Wow, that guy really smells bad......he must be a magic player.
Magic Players are creepy.
He didn't buy shampoo this month because he spent all his money on Magic cards.

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player down

1.) When somebody gets owned by someone verbally

2.) When someone falls down

3.) When somone dies on an online game

owned

~guy just got verbally owned by e-thug~
you: player down...

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Fortnite player

This species is very common these creatures have no mate to mate at all and when it go’s to school it is very dangerous if you tell it to get off fortnite it will use its self defense technique on you by yelling “SHUT UP I HATE YOU” it yells “I HATE THIS GAME”when it’s been playing for 26 days and 3 hours and continues to play until it dies this creatures life span depends on how long it plays fortnite and/or how old the creature is if it is 1-20 it’s life span is 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000001 Geo-Seconds if it’s 21-80 it’s life span is nothing it just dies immediately

“Get off of fornite” mom said “SHUT UP I HATE YOU” The fortnite player said

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fortnite player

An autistic bitch who can't get a shit off his Xbox controllers.

I am a fortnite player.

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