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The result of the testicles coming into contact with an unclean anus during intercourse.
That chick gave me rim sack, I had to wash my balls 4 times to get the stank off.
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Shaved testicles. Periphery's singer claims you can't regret this life-style transition.
"Once you go smooth sack, you never go back."
-Spencer Sotelo 2014.
"I went smooth sack, since I find it more comfortable when masturbating."
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When you poop in your hands and smack someone's bare balls with it.
I had to wash my nuts because I got brown sacked.
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the opposite of onegine:A feared and dreadful disease, also known as onewenis.
Very often, a seemingly mild case of onesack can develop into a more chronic, and sometimes even lifetime condition. The only cure for that strain of onesack is death - yours or his. Do you want to live with a debilitating illness??? God no!
Better to be single and go around fucking all the randoms you secretly wish you were fucking, and not allow this sneaky opportunistic illness take hold and ruin your life.
Unfortunately there is no way to vaccinate for onesack at the moment, although many of the world's greatest thinkers and visionaries are working on the problem as we speak - their greatest efforts so far concentrated on fizzy sweet alcohol drinks like Bacardi Breezers, otherwise known as "Leg-Openers", and guaranteed to put an illicit sexual event with a questionable whore on your calendar.
All I can say in warning, is be ever vigilant to the symptoms of onegina, which are enumerated as follows:
1. An amazingly huge amount of dry vagina thoughts and deeds
2. A constant look of contempt on your friends' faces when they talk to you
3. An appreciation for gay shit like "going out for dinner" or "taking in a movie" or at its worst, "a quiet one at home with the daddy"
Will lisa be coming out to get smashed tonight? no she won't. she's got one sack the poor cunt, and her days are numbered and her freedom ended
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the act of a male running so intently with jogging shorts on that his testicles thwack painfully onto his leg.
Jimmy had to miss the marathon he had been training for because he ran sacked himself so bad during training he bruised a nut.
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A fucking sack used for kidnapping and then murder. You will never be seen again.
Pov: Where'd my sister go?
Aw fuck, the man put my sister in a burlap sack! How am I supposed to explain it to Mom? I'll be grounded!
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The rubbing of one's scrotum on the possessions of another, often carried out surreptitiously as a form of revenge.
"The night before I quit, I snuck into my boss's office, found his humidor, and sack blasted the business ends of his cigars."
"I can't believe your roommate slept with your girlfriend." "I can't believe he still hasn't realized that I've been sack blasting his toothbrush every night after he falls asleep."
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