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a guy who likes minivans whos named Tom and who is a good friend that acts like a mom
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When your butt looks like a soccer mom's.
Damn Sarah you have a total soccer mom butt
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While someone is giving someone anal sex, a third person jumps in the room and gives the receiver a series of swift kicks to the groinal area.
Mary wouldn't stop complaining, so her boyfriend asked his buddy to jump in and give her the meanest mexican soccer game in history.
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When two lesbians simultaneously pleasure each others privates with their feet.
Ever since Mandi got her new pedicure she and Erica have been playing Lebanese Soccer Match nonstop.
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Lamorinda soccer club: Lamorinda Soccer Club is one of the best teams in the USA. They play possession soccer aka real soccer. They have small,skillful players that could be national team players. The head coach is pretty much known everywhere and is pretty much awesome.
TYPICAL LAMORINDA SOCCER CLUB QUOTE:MY GRANDMOTHER RUNS FASTER THAN YOU.
YOU GUYS JUST NEED TO--- LAMORINDA SOCCER CLUB IS IMPORTANT
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A casual game of soccer that can emerge anywhere, at any time, or that can be planned in advance by an organizer. There are no coaches, and it is not part of a league.
I miss playing pickup soccer. I don't have time to join a league. I'm going to find a pick-up soccer game on the OpenSports App at www.opensports.ca
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A question asked when you want to know how a game is scored.
If the answer is soccer, the highest score wins.
If the answer is golf, the lowest score wins.
If the answer is tennis, the scoring system makes no sense to anyone except those who play the game.
Person 1 : Soccer, golf, or tennis?
Person 2 : Tennis. If you do this you get 2 points, this is worth... (conversation drags on)
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