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“Hey it’s the 29th May. Isabelle’s birthday, what a bad bitch”
May 5th is the day you hit someone medium-sized. A medium-sized person can be any height, but the inches in their height has to be ‘5.
Person 1: Hey, do you know what day it is?
Person 2: Yeah, it’s May 5th, hit medium people day!
fuck/cuddle a girl day
on this day u can fuck/cuddle ur crush :))
1. what day is it?
2. may 26th 😏
1. oh
A very perfect and unique person was born this day
You own the world
Omg! Its 14 may my perfect crush was born today😍
May 29 is National Peppa Pig day. This means that you have to snort all day and just be like Peppa. Have the Peppa vibes in your veins all day!
Person one: *randomly snorts*
Person two: “Ummm”
Person one: “don’t worry it’s May 29th
*snort*”
Person two: “OHHH, *snort*”
THe day of the year that some of the most prestigious and wonderful people were born on. Taurus - these people are obstinate, persevering and intelligent. They can sometimes be rude, but they know what they want. Those who were born on May 11 include the following
""Never hate a song that's sold a half million copies."
Irving Berlin
(05/11/1888 – 09/22/1989)
Russian composer
(with Bing and the Andrews Sisters)
"The only sin is mediocrity."
Martha Graham
(05/11/1894 – 04/01/1991)
US choreographer, dancer
"Take me! I am the hallucinogenic!"
Salvador Dali
(05/11/1904 – 01/23/1989)
Spanish surrealist
"There are 10^11 stars in the galaxy. That used to be a huge number. But it's only a hundred billion. It's less than the national deficit! We used to call them astronomical numbers. Now we should call them economical numbers."
Richard P. Feynman
(05/11/1918 – 02/15/1988)
Nobelist Physicist, teacher, storyteller, bongo player
"Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference."
Mort Sahl
(05/11/1927 – )
Canadian comic
"Never exalt people because they're in your family; never exalt people because they're your color; never exalt people because they're your kinfolk. Exalt them because they're worthy."
Louis Farrakhan
(05/11/1933 – )
US Islamic leader
"Send me out into another life. But get me back for supper."
Faith Popcorn
(05/11/1947 – )
US management consultant " <<taken from www.born-today.com>>
Hey today's May 11. Yes it is, it's Allison's birthday, that stubborn bull"
SAVE THE GOOSE DAY and that’s all folks!
White teenage girl- SAVE THE FUCKING GOOSES
Guy- ah understandable
White teenage girl- May 10- SAVE THE GOOSE DAY and that’s all folks!