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Magic Johnson

To overcome an illness or sickness

"Don't lay around sick, you better Magic Johnson.."

by Smiggy Balls January 4, 2019


Christian Johnson

Christian is by far the finest male at Bossier High School. He’s multi talented and good at anything he does. His rap name is “Muletti” and he’s the next big thing!

Billy: Man I wish I could be Christian Johnson
Jake: ONG!

by NunButFax March 4, 2022


Johnson Bank

adj. - a girl that has had sex with many different men. In other words, many guys have deposited their "Johnson's" in her "bank." This term is reserved for the sluttiest girls you know.

Friend 1: "Hey, have you seen that girl that always wears those really short booty shorts around campus?"

Friend 2: "Oh yeah! She has had sex with all of the guys on the basketball team... She's a real Johnson Bank"

by JBank September 20, 2010


Matthew Johnson

The best person on the planet with the name Matthew

I'm so glad i'm friends with Matthew Johnson.

by 21 karate gold June 4, 2020


meg johnson

big chav

no one:
meg johnson: i’m meg johnson

by gameninja2000 January 13, 2019


Jynxzi's Johnson

Jynxzi's Johnson is very small and it rises when he sees a r6 Gyatt like Iana's or Ying's
Also when he sees ''GOOD AIM!'' Or ''BEST CLIP OF THE DAY''

(Note: he also uses it for pack opening and calls it the ''Johnson Pack'')

Guys my Jynxzi's johnson is rising from this CLIP OF THE DAY

by brubhhhhhhhh October 14, 2023

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Katelyn johnson

katelyn johnson is a very beautiful girl she is caring she has beautiful blue eyes if you stare into them you might get lost she has a soft heart so dont play around with her feelings she keep most things to herself dont make her mad strong advice she is pretty chill she is a good friend she is there always through tough times and she has gone through alot if she has helped you. You need to help her in exchange cause she took the time out of her day to help you so you should take the time out of your day to help her she is gorgeous she has a big booty she ISNT fat nor ugly she really likes goats.

Dang she is a katelyn johnson

by Deour March 26, 2018