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Two weeks after the second shot and that vaxhole is posting selfies from a Cancun bar.
Two weeks after the second shot and that vaxhole is posting selfies from a Cancun bar.
September 27 is go after Jonny day.
Today you will have to annoy Jonny and tell him he gets 0 Females but everyone has to join in to find him a girl at the end of the day.
(Just a joke)
-Whats Today??
-Todays's National go after Jonny day!
Diarrhea after eating very spicy food. When your asshole is burning because you ate too much of that delicious jalapeños.
Man, I can’t go out right now. I’m having a Mexican after party.
This shit is so fucking illegal, and when it’s lunch the teacher is like
Keeping kids after the bell be like
“If your quiet we will leave and if you don’t you might miss your bus”
After the women gets the d, in addition to the numbness of the lower limbs she becomes delusional and can no longer muster any rational thoughts and becomes hysterical because she has quite literally had her mind fucked.
I fucked Stacy so hard last night she went A.D.D.S. (after dick delusion syndrome) and started talking about her moms birthday party!
When a cheap massage place jerks off a man for money at the end of their massage.
Man: hey let’s go get a message
Brad: why u cramped?
Man: nah I want that happy ever after
Da "yucky 'n' sick" feeling dat you experience after da booze-soaked funeral-gathering dat you attended da previous day.
To truly show respect to da "dearly departed" during a memorial get-together, everyone is expected to show sensitivity and restraint; you are not supposed to turn it into a wild drunken afternoon orgy from which you'd later suffer a "mourning after"!