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Al Wisam School is a school where the students enjoy reporting other students for acting normally, though different from them. The majority expects every student to be Muslims and speak Arabic - idiotic, as it is an international school.
Many of the males are desperate perverts, and nearly all students are extremely close-minded. Oh, and not to mention that students there are very sexist too (girls have little to nearly no rights)!
Though, their teachers and staff members are extremely lovely beings (exclude the principal of the school), and their food in their canteen is actually quite good and worthy of the price it's under.
Hassan: Which school are you transferring to, Ali?
Ali: I'm moving to Al Wisam School, I fucking hate it here in Al Noor.
Hassan: Shit, man - you're too open-minded for that school. You're definitely getting bullied.
Ali: I've always been a popular kid, I ain't ever getting bullied!
Hassan: We'll see about that...
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Ale Bribes Day is the day after Valentines Day and is celebrated annually on the 15th of February. Ale Bribes Day was founded as a Chicago holiday of good cheer, drinking and general debauchery. Many of those who participate in the holiday spend the day at bars with an extensive Ale selection and attempt to bribe friends and strangers with Ale. The day often turns into a competition among friends to see who can bribe the most out of a stranger with their Ale of choice.
Notable Event: Ale Bribes Day 1985 - It is suspected that an unknown Chicagoan was able to bribe the entire 1985 Chicago Honey Bears team with one Schlitz. However, the event was followed with much controversy as Schlitz is in fact a lager and not an ale. This event was notable as some believe the bribe led to the creation of the Chicago Bears' Super Bowl Shuffle.
"Hey Jane, did you know it is Ale Bribes Day? Would you do the Harlem Shuffle for a Red Stripe Ale?"
Spanish terrorist, the worst kind.
Eat lead, you Al Con Queso motherfucker!
Something over-hyped that provides disappointing results. A reference to Geraldo Rivera's television special "The Mystery of Al Capone's Vault."
Dang, that movie sure was an Al Capone's Vault.
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A Language used in the video game Final Fantasy X.
This geek was speaking in some language no body knew, because he was a FFX nerd, al bhed? W/e that means.
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When you have to stir shit up to stay relevant
Damn Fauci wanting us to wear masks again i swear he has Al Sharpton Syndrome
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"when you have an erection but you don't at the same time. Its hard but its not.
After a long night of drinking I wanted to get laid. Al dente dick made that difficult.
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