Just a very big fatass pig, at the same time Alexander means expanding in german
Gosh your belly is so Alexander
A very beautiful person
alexander over there is gorgeous
Dude can be a little weird…you’d expect him to be quiet and shy but once you get to know him, you realize that he’s a good listener. He might leave you from time to time, but he’ll come back with something new that happened to him, or he’ll be interested in what’s being going on with you. He might seem serious and bossy sometimes but in the end he’s a great friend. I’m glad he’s my friend 😊
Some person: Who’s that bossy dude? 🙄
Other person: Oh that’s Alexander, but dw he’s a good guy.
Alexander has a huge penis that is bigger than an Oliver's. It is a 50 meter deafeater that will make your bitches choke
He is an obvious Gigachad and is friends with other gigachads
Girl:he is an Alexander for sure
The most intelligent yet kind man there has ever been, also incredibly handsome with the rarest most beautiful eyes you have ever seen.
‘look at him, he must be ‘Alexander’.