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Anal Coping

Anal coping . . That all to dreary week of sbd's (silent but deadly farts) and that unpleasant feeling you mite just shit your pants at anytime rather loose feeling!!! Definately disturbed seriously conteplating anal ever again feeling!!!! / as if someone made a half pipe out of your asshole!!!!

The anal coping has been rather obnoxious this week!!!

by Dirtbag40 April 5, 2020


anal consumption

A more advanced type of eating ass, that only intellectuals could understand

non-intellectual: "I ate my girlfriends ass last night"
intellectual: "Is that so? Well at a late time period yesterday, I participated in some anal consumption with my female romantic partner."

by wet_cardboard69 March 28, 2018


anal firecracker

The action of inserting a firecracker into ones anus for sexual thrill

Me and Pat performed the action of the anal firecracker and had sex to see who could finish before it blew up

by Muffinlover69 February 19, 2017


anal wreck

1.) To completely annihilate one's rear
2.) To be rid of the pleasure to sit down

I fell on a potato in the shower ending in a bloody anal wreckage.
I have been eating taco bell for 4 straight days now i am anal wrecked.

by ReZuRrEcT September 1, 2014


anal pretzel

- A sexual position in which the two parters wrap their legs around each other so that both faces are facing the anus of the other partner.

-Dude! Zoe is such a freak, she asked me to do the anal pretzel last night.

by Swag Fag College of Slang April 29, 2016


Anal jew

Someone who is anal about their money. Typically someone who is very greedy, spoiled, and takes a lot of Xanax

Aaron is such an anal jew!!
Look at that loser Aaron he’s a fucking anal jew.

by Eavangelionunit1 December 25, 2021


Anal Combustion

Any form of explosion just inside the anus. Could be the result of inserting and igniting gasoline or gunpowder, attempting to light a fart, or that Mexican food from yesterday. Depending on the strength of the sphincter, severe anal combustion may result in blowing out the anal socket or rupturing of the rectum.

I had pretty bad anal combustion after that spicy 15 bean soup--it almost blew out my sphincter!

by b007y514y3r December 5, 2015