April 16th

People born on the 16th of April are the most elite people. They are charismatic, strong and are very genuine individuals. They ace everything they try to do and have fantastic partners. They have the hottest partners. People born on the 16th of April are above gods

X: Why is Z so godly?

Y: because he was born on 'April 16th'

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April 18th

THE DAY THE LOVE OF MY LIFE WAS BORN! IT IS SUCH A SPECIAL DAY I SHALL CHERISH IT FORVER! WE SHALL MAKE YOUR BIRTHDAY THE BEST CELEBRATION EVERY YEAR. If you hate the day April 18 I will be bashing your skull in into freshly made cement and let your head dry with it. I am currently under your bed in the process of typing this. You won’t live another day. IF YOU WERE BORN ON APRIL 18TH YOU ARE THE BEST PERSON KNOWN TO MANKIND, YOU ARE SO VERY ATTRACTIVE. MY LIFE HAS NEVER BEEN BETTER WITHOUT YOU. I LOVE YOU.

You were born on April 18th?

Please make out with me.

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April 30

National Kickass day
Kick someone's ass and tell them to pass it on.

*kicks ass*
"Dude, what the fuck?"
"Bro, it's April 30th, go and kick someone else's ass"

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April 22

National give girls mcdonalds

April 22 is national give girls mcdonalds day

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April 11

Kiss your best friend day.

You kiss your best friend on April 11. This very day

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april 1st

my birthday.

if my birthday is april 1st, then my life and existence is a joke. hooray.

:' )

Person 1: Hey. Did you know that person *points to that random person* was born on April 1st?
Person 2: OMG, really? I can't believe their life and existence is a joke. Too bad for them.

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April 24

April 24 is national Josh day in honor of fight of the joshes which was the legendary fight april 24 2021 where all joshes fought to keep their name
The winner was 4 year old Josh Vinson jr, he is now crowned as the king of Josh and the only one allowed to use the name

Person 1: When is josh day?
Person 2: Josh day is april 24 l, we velebrate it in honor of the josh fight 2021

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