Can't be arsed

Used as slang for.

I can't be bothered.
I need to go to town but I can't be arsed.
I should be doing some work but I can't be arsed.

This is the original definition.
Alternate saying
I can't be asked.

Apparently more polite but means
I've gone deaf?
I don't understand the question?
I don't understand English

I could write more definitions but I can't be ARSED and no one has ASKED me to.

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arse athlete

A homosexual gaylord bummer fag.
A bum-gineering expert.
A Martin of the fuller variety.

You dont wanna go there, it's full of shit-eaters and arse athletes!!

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arse monkey

A small annoying monkey that follows you around wherever you go.

"want to come for a pint? - no i got some fucking arse-monkey with me"

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arse pirates

homosexual deviants who use unorthodox methods to perform sexual intercourse on each other.
most commonly found in America and Greece.

may be mistaken for "semen jockeys"

commonly known as "meat lovers" or "poop pokers".

"boy band Blue are a bunch of Arse Pirates"

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arse burger

When a person 'eats' somebody's ring. The cheeks making up the 'buns' and the ring the 'meat' for one joyous arse burger. Often compared to the taste of Mcdonalds burgers(2)

(1)
Person:I love eating my girlfriends arse burger 24/7...mmmmm Mcdonalds

(2)
Person:Mmmmmm....arse burger
Person2:Put, my cheese burger down dude

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elisha's arse

The Best thing on earth! Just the right shape fucking amazing arse Elisha has! Looks good in everything Elisha should be a arse model! Not that her face isn't stunning but dat ASSSS!

Guy: have you seen Elisha's arse

Guy #2: hell yeah!

Guy: have you seen Elisha's arse

Guy #2: hell yeah!

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arse baby

A baby born to a man through his arse hence arse baby

most mackems are arse baby's

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