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Anything that goes together well.
Hey, that shirt and tie go together like bacon and eggs.
Do this gold toof go wif my shirt? Hell yea, do bacon go wif eggs?
smoked pieces of pork that taste great with eggs
ill have some bacon strips and eggs
When you use the public restroom and you notice the hand-drier has three pieces of bacon going into a pair of hands.
"Hey did you ever notice that the hand-drier instructions are: PRESS BUTTON RECIVE BACON," "Bathroom Bacon all right!!!"
The remnants of an improper arse wiping, as left on your underware.
While sorting the laundry, Rebecca noticed that Charles had bacon strips in all his knickers.
After the lap dance, Peter saw to his dismay that the stipper had left a bacon strip on his white trousers.
The Bacon Law as it is known states that when someone doesn't want bacon they are wrong and bacon is right.
When someone doesn't want bacon you have the right to invoke the bacon law which automatically makes them wrong.
Oh you don't want bacon? Bacon Law states that you are wrong!
a police car that is clearly marked
dude! slow down there is a bacon cruiser over there!
The squiggly lines that obstruct the picture when you try to watch cable porn without buying it.
Channel 98 would be the greatest if that digital bacon wasn't covering up her nipples.