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Believing that Bagel truly is a sex machine in limbo.
"Bro my family believes in bagelism"
"Damn that's sad"
Believing that Bagel truly is a sex machine in limbo
"Did you hear that one guy honestly believes in bagelism."
"Wow people are crazy these days."
When a man's penis is too large, so you put a bagel around the base to prevent him from going too deep.
Girl, my new bf is too big, it hurt touch so I bageled him and that fixed it.
To be hit with bagels, typically in a drive-by fashion, or as a surprise attack.
Tommy: where yall been?
Billy: Aw y'know, we stopped at Brooklyn Deli to pick up some Everythings, then went and paid Mike a visit. we Bageled the fuck outta that motha fucka!
A complete legend who always gets the 3 star in Clash of Clans, and knows how to get them ladies. He is also such a god at Fortnite and is the god and father of Yahya Abdi, the king of GAHYA!
Did you hear about Chief Bagel? He just fucked my sister!
When a guy and a girl are having sexual intercourse, and the man pulls out and ejaculates around the girl's vagina.
"Girl, I love seasoning your bagel."