A political scandal, not necessarily involving spy balloons, that has, or is perceived to have, serious national security 🤔 and foreign affairs implications for the United States.
Aye caramba. Balloon-gate is coming.
The act of performing Oral Sex on your partner and blowing air into their orifice (usually through the Vagina) using your mouth. The end typically results in a Queef or Fart.
Alternatively (though not recommended), the Balloon Thing may be done on the Anus.
Kirk: "Hey Kiro, I ever tell you about that time I did the Balloon Thing on my gf?"
Kiro: "Woah!"
The hottest character in FNIA.
"I love balloon babe i would chop off my testicles and sew them back on, then do the same on my scrotum, just to hear balloon babe fart into a jar"
To let out a lot of gas with a fart, relieving pressure in your gut or also to fart, making a noise similar to a rapidly deflating balloon.
Ah man I just love when I deflate the balloon, it always feels so good to deflate a bit.
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I just heard someone deflating the balloon, I don't want to go near them.
Another word for condom: Often used as code when speaking in front of uncool feds
Andy, make sure to bring me a shlong balloon tomorrow.
Hey, man did you hear about the Hot Slurp Balloon?
No, I did not what is it
It's when you piss in a condom, tie it off, and use it as a dildo
I fucked my girl with that hot slurp balloon last night, then she drank it