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A hat to be worn by only the sexiest of mutha fuckas! If worn, you must advertise with "I'll make your fantasy cum true" or a "Fah-Nasty cum true!," This must also occur with a picture of your butt-ass naked sexy self while also covering your Johnson with something sexy and inconspicuous, like a hammer or a 23" length horse condom.
For example, you must imagine yourself riding on a glorious (photo-shopped) horse. Cause it's fucking cool and you're wearing a Bass Pro Hat. Just bear in mind; however, that YOU are the Stallion here, NOT that ugly horse. You also can pretend to fake rub your ass against that furry, hard back. It reminds me of when I was a Bear...
Anyway, when you're oiled up like a slice of New York pepperoni and naked all the way down to your fuckin sexy-ass filled-to-the-rim with hot sexy maleness of a pinky toe, you don that BASS MUTHA FUCKIN PRO Shop hat! Suck it bitches! No really, you can. For a fee. Check out my Facebook page special this week "FAH-NASTYs do cum true! Cum to my mom's basement, where I'll pamper and rub my olive oil covered sexiness to completion." *Available only this Wednesday at 10pm. Special $9.99! Friends and family discount $7.99. PS Wear a wig for $20 discount.
Then, swing your Johnson to the other side of the horse (or just wear a tube shock to be photshopped out). Look at the camera like you're the biggest, baddest, sexist piece of hot steaming Man in the land! Then smile and say, "I'm One Sexy Mutha Fucka!"
"He wears a..." Bass Pro Shop Hat. WTF?
Bass Pro Shop hat definition: A hat worn by only the sexiest of people.
For example, used in a sentence and conversation:
John: What's up with Bass Pro Shop hat? WTF? I don't get it.
Rye Rye: "Cause he's the sexiest Mutha Fucka in ALL the land! I mean come on! Just look at him! He's marvelous and magnificent and only the sexiest of mutha fuckas like him can wear one."
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the most vulgar term that can cause 9.0 earthquakes across the world
omg who dropped their hotdog?
what the frick frack dick slap pussy ass buttcrack lackback stupidass cupid last cast best ass less bass is this stupid shit
boy watch your mouth before i frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac out of you!!
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That thing that make bass in cars for the stereo
That bass boomer is really loud
That thing in your car that makes bass
That bass boomer is really loud
Bass Deaf is when you crank up the bass on your music WAY too hard for a prolonged time and go temporarily deaf.
Anon got some new bass boosted headphones and cranked the bass too high, Now he's gone bass deaf.
The place between the B-alls and the ASS (B-ASS) aka taint, grundle, runway, dip strip, etc
1: imma kick ya in the bawlsss
2: no way
1: *kicks*
2 *face getting very red* "you... Missed" *goes cross eyed and falls over to the side* "that was... Just.. The bass" *raises hand and points to nothing, then hand and arm fall back down to the ground with the rest of number 2*
1: thank God, imagine if I actually hit 2's happy sack? 0_o
Da opposite of "treble damages"; it refers to what a court awards you due to a loudspeaker-array's woofers sounding grindy, buzzy, and/or just plain crappy.
You can also be awarded "bass damages" if someone's excessively-loud/thumpy woofers cause hearing-loss and/or structural harm to your property.