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"He wears a..." Bass Pro Shop Hat. WTF?

A hat to be worn by only the sexiest of mutha fuckas! If worn, you must advertise with "I'll make your fantasy cum true" or a "Fah-Nasty cum true!," This must also occur with a picture of your butt-ass naked sexy self while also covering your Johnson with something sexy and inconspicuous, like a hammer or a 23" length horse condom.

For example, you must imagine yourself riding on a glorious (photo-shopped) horse. Cause it's fucking cool and you're wearing a Bass Pro Hat. Just bear in mind; however, that YOU are the Stallion here, NOT that ugly horse. You also can pretend to fake rub your ass against that furry, hard back. It reminds me of when I was a Bear...

Anyway, when you're oiled up like a slice of New York pepperoni and naked all the way down to your fuckin sexy-ass filled-to-the-rim with hot sexy maleness of a pinky toe, you don that BASS MUTHA FUCKIN PRO Shop hat! Suck it bitches! No really, you can. For a fee. Check out my Facebook page special this week "FAH-NASTYs do cum true! Cum to my mom's basement, where I'll pamper and rub my olive oil covered sexiness to completion." *Available only this Wednesday at 10pm. Special $9.99! Friends and family discount $7.99. PS Wear a wig for $20 discount.

Then, swing your Johnson to the other side of the horse (or just wear a tube shock to be photshopped out). Look at the camera like you're the biggest, baddest, sexist piece of hot steaming Man in the land! Then smile and say, "I'm One Sexy Mutha Fucka!"

"He wears a..." Bass Pro Shop Hat. WTF?

Bass Pro Shop hat definition: A hat worn by only the sexiest of people.

For example, used in a sentence and conversation:

John: What's up with Bass Pro Shop hat? WTF? I don't get it.

Rye Rye: "Cause he's the sexiest Mutha Fucka in ALL the land! I mean come on! Just look at him! He's marvelous and magnificent and only the sexiest of mutha fuckas like him can wear one."

by John Olanzapine May 14, 2022

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the most vulgar term that can cause 9.0 earthquakes across the world

omg who dropped their hotdog?
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by fuckitimgoingtohell September 24, 2021

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Bass Bunny

A Bass Bunny is the hottest of the sexiest of the most beautiful girls on earth and they love Dubstep, but not just any dubstep, no they like the heaviest, dirtiest, raunchiest dubstep ever.

"Bro, let's go to Lost Lands and find us a Bass Bunny each

by L3vko13 May 29, 2024


Platinum Bass

Term used to describe someone who's a massive bottom.

"Dude, he's a total Platinum Bass."

by Snake451 July 7, 2022


Bass boomer

That thing that make bass in cars for the stereo

That bass boomer is really loud

by Bass boomer April 20, 2021


Bass boomer

That thing in your car that makes bass

That bass boomer is really loud

by Bass boomer April 20, 2021


Bad Bass Player

Aaron Bowers

Youโ€™re as bad at sucking dick, as Aaron Bowers the Bad Bass Player is at playing bass!

by Momdoer321 February 27, 2025