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The Wall Beast is an elusive being. First witnessed in Green Bay, Wisconsin, this creature has been said to terrorize the residents of a UW-GB dorm.
History: The first encounter with said Wall Beasts was in early 2009.
How to tell that you have come in contact with a Wall Beast: While the Wall Beasts have never been seen, they are commonly heard in the evening hours. Typically they awaken only to loud sounds. Upon being awakened, they seem to become quite upset. As such, the Wall Beasts make gestures on the neighboring walls to which they hear the sound coming from. The gestures are that of pounding. They are persistent but it has not yet been reported that they have attacked anyone. Please note: The later the hour, the more irritable they become.
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A compliment, like sexy beast but a cooler way of spelling it. A common phrase used now by most teenagers, it was first heard used by Courtney in 2007.
Luv all my smexi beasts!
Omg, that outfit is totally smexi beast
She's a smexi beast!
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The scene here is that of inside a strip joint during a "big event."
(Women are cheering as their favorite male stripper does his amazing seductive dance)
Male Stripper:(has just taken all of his clothes off when all of a sudden, he feels an intense bowel movement inside his belly)
Male Stripper: (shouting to the crowd of women) Sorry for the time out ladies, but I really need to go release the beast! I have a bad case of beer shits in here!! (tries to run to the restroom but he's too late)
Male Stripper: Aaah. Aaaah! Oh shit NO, there it goes!!
(Women in the crowd hurl humiliating and deriding comments and insults at the male stripper to express their disgust of what they just saw)
Male Stripper: Fuck.
And the moral of this little story is that if you are working as a male stripper, be sure to use the restroom and expel as much bodily waste as possible before the show. Oh and if you have diarrhea, please take a break from the job until you can shit normaly and less frequently.
Mark H. Adding more terms for the removal of fecal matter from your body to UrbanDictionary since February 2004.
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Mr beast is the faithful follower of Pewdiepie. He spent so much time and effort to get our lord and savior to not get taken down by the evil corporate machine that is T-series. So, do the community a favor, subscribe to Pewdiepie and Mr Beast.
Me: "MR Beast is the best YouTuber after Pewdiepie."
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to jack off, masturbate
Craig: Yo dude, my balls hurt so bad, I haven't had a chance to tame the beast in weeks.
Jon: Sucks for you.
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To beast it up, is to engage in beastification, or do something that is beast.
Can also be a general phrase indicating thanks or acceptance.
1.You beasted that right up!
2."Have a beer!"
"Beast it up!"
3."Do you wanna beast up a beef?"
"Beast it up!"
4. I just beasted up a fat beefter and now i'm beasted!
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What happens to you when you drink too much Monster energy drink.
Hey Kory stop drinking so much monster, you might Unleash the Beast.
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