shitting the bed

its when you spend someone else's money at your expence, or when you front dope and do it all or spend the money and not pay the person back you owe for it.

that guy keeps shitting the bed, he never paid me back anything he owed me and has no money for me.

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bed bath

When someone is in bed and one or more people pee on the one sleeping

Chad passed out at the party so we gave him a bed bath

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bed wetter

the biggie pink lemonade at wendy's

I'd like some nuggets, a bowl of chili, a junior bacon plain, and a bed wetter por favor.

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autumn beds

Anything that the band Modest Mouse is definitely NOT sleeping in.

We won't be sleeping in our autumn beds.

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Bed dive

When you're so tired from a long day that you stand in front of you bed and do a stage dive-like fall onto it; it's usually immediately followed by passing out in the position you landed in.

John: Dude, why didn't you text me back last night?

Pete: Sorry bro, I blacked out after a bed dive at 10 last night.

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rockstar the bed

when you are so wiped on beer and jagermesiter that you crash out on the bed and are so smashed you piss the bed while shitting yourself and being sick, in the style of so many rock stars of the past...

Mr A: dude that was an epic 18 hour sesh I was totally wiped...
Mr B: yer man, what was the story with all that Jager? I ended up rock-starring the bed...
Mr A: no way - that's messy dude, cant believe you would rockstar the bed.

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Helicopter Bed

After a big night out when you lie down, be it in your bed or on the pavement, the sensation of spinning round like a helicopters rotors

'Oh my God, I'd such bad helicopter bed last night I thought I'd take off'

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