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a phrase to use when something goes completely wrong or life sucks. (Mark Baker 2007)
'waaaaa, i failed therms. worst birthday ever'
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a loud proclamation said by someone when it is their birthday, usually highlighted by said someone forcing a door open with their foot
It was quiet in the house, when all of a sudden Steve busted the door open and yelled :
"it's my birthday NIGGA."
Everyone immediately gave Steve all their money from their respective wallets.
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to postpone the birthday sex to a day in the near future!
He wanted some birthday sex but was busy on his birthday so they had some postponed birthday sex the week after.
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The act of defecating inside a woman's vagina, ejaculating one's load upon the vagina and finally putting out a cigar or cigarette on top of the mixture of dung and semen. All this is to be done on a very special occasion; predominantly on a birthday.
Oi mate, did you see my post on facebook last night?
Yeah lad, that were right grim... What cake was that? Ham and Chocolate?
Nah mate, that were a Brummie Birthday Cake.
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A special day 6 months from your actual birthday where you spend the entire day eating Vodka and Baklava
It's a great day today as it's my Ukranian Birthday.
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An excuse to do the dirty on christmas day. May be used to avoid the wrath of God for sinning on his son's birthday.
John: Are you free tonight? I need a little christmas lovin, if you know what I mean...
Jane: I'm not sure God would ever forgive me.
John: Don't worry, it's jesus birthday sex. He'll take it as a compliment that we are celebrating His birth.
Jane: Ok! Let's do it!
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A party held for someone nine months to the day after there birthday because it has been three quarters of a year since there birthday.
He was born on June 12th so his three quarter birthday will be on March 12th.
Its his three Quarter birthday.
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