A vigorous pectoral workout performed by one or more brohemians.
- "Feel like a morning chest blasting, bro?"
- "Yolo."
- "I totally blasted my chest this morning."
- "Me too, brah!"
*High Five*
To call someone out in a public setting in order to embarrass them
Mandy: "I always leave work after you, David!"
David: "No, you are always gone like 10 min before you are supposed to leave."
Mandy: "Uh, no I don't. I know the truth."
Mike: (to co-workers) "Who thinks Mandy leaves early?"
Co-Workers: "She totally leaves early everyday"
Jessica: "Damn, Mandy, you just got put on public blast!"
When someone opens all the windows of a car, blasts loud music (usually rap or heavy metal), and slowly drives around the neighborhood. It is usually very entertaining.
Tim loves Car Blasting. The reactions from that Soccer Mom are hilarious!
When you ejaculate so strong that is like old faithful is made from jizz.
Things were getting crazy in the bedroom. She was sucking me off so good, I DNA Blasted all over her tits.
When you hit someone in the side of the head with the palm of your hand
Timothy just got gobber blast-ed by John.
To cream into a dudes ass and have them fart it out onto your chest.
Mr Selani got dick fucked in the ass and Cream blasted it onto gridsons chest
While engaging in sexual activity and watching cartoons on Sunday Morning. A man sticks a flute in his ass hole and inserts the other end into a woman's asshole. He then proceeds to push a fart out where it ultimately travels into the woman and finally cumming out of her lady box as a beautiful queefing tune.
Last Sunday I experienced the best toon blasting time of my life at church.