Ginger people who will get offended at anything
Oh no itβs a person who thinks they are strawberry blonde
That particular type of irritatingly gleeful yet still distinctly porkable bubbly blonde one sees on yoga ads and sites such as happier.com
Note (as if it's possible not to) the blond-chippy-cum-rack on the happier.com front page and the smarmy-unto-death quote from Seligman. That fuck.
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a saying said when a blonde says something a blonde would say
"Hey blondie, the word is pronounced 'enigma,' not 'enigima'! But it's okay, because you can't hide that blonde pride!
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November 24 is now National Slap a Brunette/Blonde Day. Find the Brunette/Blond you hate (or love?) with a burning passion and give him a nice smack across the face.
Oh, it's National Slap a Brunette/Blonde Day! Now where is Cedric, ah my least favorite Brunette get your ass over here! HEY DRACO- Let me give you a slap, you Blonde
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From Bob's Burgers: a special mushroom burger
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Blondes Have More Fun-gus Burger, you should try it!"
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go by the name kelly barr. want chicken wings all the time right until you do. generally just really really weird.
hey did u see that blonde skinny cbc boy lover earlier? oh my god didnβt know kelly barr was here ew.
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When Toddler hesitates to try da caulk
Deputy Ryans forces it on dat damn boi!
Ryans:SSSSSSSuck on dis caulk boi!
Toddlah:(hesitates to try da caulk)
Ryans:Git yer god damn blonde head down theeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaa!
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