Although the academics of the school and diversity are exponential, the drama is not. So many people are knee-deep in that shit that they don't know what its like to live life. From snotty rich kids to complete assholes, this school really has the ability to make you kill yourself.
Stony Brook School, the students here look like they died.
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When a college student walks right in front of a car because, hey, on campus students have the absolute right of way.
Boy: Sorry it took me so long to get here, I was driving and everyone kept Stony Brook walking in front of me.
Girl: Ugh, I hate Stony Brook walkers.
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landyn is brookes biggest fan !! <3
me: i am brookes biggest fan
Descriptive of someone who used to be really funny but isn't anymore. See also: Eddie Murphy.
"It's a shame about Steve Martin, he's all Mel Brooks these days"
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Public college on Long Island. Since it's cheap and its science and engineering departments are highly ranked, especially for a public school, something like 2/3 of the students are from LI or NYC. A lot of the rest are international so bio, calculus, etc. are like 50% Asian.
Since most people live so close to campus, most of them leave Thursday night and Friday morning and don't come back until Monday morning, leaving a lot of creepy antisocial international students and hardly anyone else. There's a few cool people who actually talk to other people, and some of them even party.
It's pretty good though for people who want to become doctors or engineers though, lots of people get offers from Microsoft, Google, and GM.
So basically, a typical engineering college.
"It took me half an hour to print my final paper out because there were like a dozen nervous Bio and Chem students printing out the whole semester's powerpoints ahead of me."
"Sounds like Stony Brook University to me."
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A college on the north shore of eastern long island made up of mostly asians and teachers who don't speak English very well. It is a good science school simply for the fact that it has extremely hard science classes and is notorius for its crazy night life at the full moon cafe.
Did you pass the orgo test?
Hell yeah good thing I payed Todds $400 to tutor me.
wooah thats so stonybrook!
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The best girl to ever exist, If you ever meet one they will be amazing. She is an amazing kisser and is usually shy but dont piss her off or she'll beat you.
Kristina brooks, Im gonna love her
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