Bus Spotting

The art of spotting the arrival of a bus, long before it reaches the bus spot. However, bus spotting is a talent usually possessed by people who never actually take the bus.
Considered by many as a gift from God, scientists continue to work out ways to maximise the gift, while hiring special agents to hunt bus spotters down and "bring them in for testing"

Jo: Yo boom, 128 on it's way down!

Boom: Cool man, nice bus spotting. You comin' down my joint?

Jo: Nah, got a plane to catch in 20 minutes.

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school bus

running a train on a girl under the age of 18 years old

she got to ride on the school bus last week at that party

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bus dick

A dick so big it will rekt you for a week

I'm still hurting from that bus dick

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chinky bus

asian owned bus lines that run in the northeast that are cheap, fast, dangerous, and have filthy bathrooms. exp. fung wah, lucky star

im taking the chinky bus home to boston for thanksgiving.

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padded bus

The sped bus that is also padded on the outside... can't be too careful when transporting speds!

Girl 1: Hey, look! It's the sped bus!!
Girl 2: Is it... padded on the outside?!
Girl 1: Yeah I think it is!
Girl 2: The speds ride the padded bus, yo!

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speeding bus

don't stand in front of one of these

if in london, try not to cross the road
-a wise wise man

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Chuga-Bus

Really fat kid

Man did you see that Chuga Bus?

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