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hersey butthole kisses

When wearing a chin strap dido and a girl sits on your face reverse cowgirl style and you kiss her butthole everytime she comes down

1.Nothing sais you love the missus like Hersey Butthole Kisses.
2. She only loves me for my Hersey Butthole Kisses

by Smoogly November 30, 2015

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Butthole butterfly kiss

When 2 people spread their butt cheeks and press their balloon knots as close together as they can and then fart simultaneously.

I missed Todd so much I gave him a butthole butterfly kiss.

by Urban cowpuncher June 8, 2021

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Burning Butthole Syndrome (BBS)

The set of characteristics involving, but not limited to, a burning sensation around the anus and difficulty wiping. BBS often includes the associated condition of diarrhea. Though no clinical trial data exists, BBS is thought to highly correlate with the ingestion of spicy food.

I once ate a whole jar of peperoncini and then spent the next day suffering from "Burning Butthole Syndrome (BBS)."

by Enrique Rodriguez January 28, 2009

49πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


hickory smoked horse buttholes

Something great to have as an appetizer at your next dinner party.

Basically self explanatory.


Used in the episodes of Dr. Tran.



"I think you really suck and you should just like go die."

"Oh really? Well, you're a stupid little bitch."

"Umm, did anyone ever tell you you're a really BIG cockface?"

"Go eat some hickory smoked horse buttholes."

by poopy bunghole July 17, 2008

27πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Restless Butthole Tickling Syndrome

When the affected person cannot stop tickling their rectum no matter the circumstances and is kept from sleeping or doing anything that involves staying still.

"Bill, why are you always tickling your rectum?"
"I have Restless Butthole Tickling Syndrome"
"Oh"

by Boe Jidon February 1, 2023


bald eagle in my butthole

My butthole is having spasms

I'm having really bad bald eagle in my butthole

by Bald eagles April 1, 2017


Bald Eagle Butthole Licker

Someone who loves freedom and George Washington but also is openly a freak. Has licked a butthole in their day just to know the taste and for the thrill.

Did you hear Johnny had sex wearing Abe Lincoln boxer briefs? Yeah - he’s a real
Bald Eagle Butthole Licker

by IDONTEXIST February 20, 2019