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Said by a party goer to announce that they have everything they require to have a fantastic evening.
"Coming out?"
"Tonights' numbers are mine."
a) Learn how to pay your taxes on time, if you don't want the negative consequences or b) learning your multiplication tables by heart.
If you want to flap your own wings some day, you'll need to learn how to nail your numbers, definition a).
The law of large numbers states that as a lottery jackpot increases, the probobility of a hick in Nowhere, Oklahoma will salivate and stand in line three and a half hours to buy sixty three tickets.
45👍 12👎
jagging off, masturbating, choking the chicken, etc. etc.
c'mon, you know. masturbating? choking the chicken? going number 3?
112👍 36👎
When a male appreciates a womans breasts, and wants to share the beauty of them with a friend.
Dave "Mate check out these numbers!"
Luke "yeah they are fantastic!"
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When you go to the bathroom to pleasure yourself. You're not going number 1 or number 2.
"You ate too many oysters at lunch and began running hot, so you went to the bathroom to go number 3."
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The financial number at which you can opt not to work.It's different for everyone...but generally speaking...if you buy into the "American Way of Life"...that number is somewhere around 5million liquid.At that point-you have a barrier against "the unforseen"(illness/injury)...or the fully known. (divorce/criminal children)Hefty appettite for booze,sex,and gambling?Triple that number.
Between his ex-wives,children,and jet set travel-James the attorney has a higher FUCK YOU NUMBER than Joe the plumbing contractor.
79👍 26👎