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chipped out

To enhance beyond stock or original performance levels via software or digital equipment means.

I chipped out my Rinnai tankless hot water heater to go from 120F to 185F.

I chipped out my F-250 Power Stroke to turn 550hp and 975ft lbs of torque.

by Zeke's Brewing October 11, 2013

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chip the keeper

a term commonly used in soccer, this term also refers to an underground sexual fetish that is one of many to employ varying degrees/types of sexual acts involving snack food (Doritos, Fritos, etc.), the most popular of which - in this particular ftish act - are "Lay's Rippled Potato Chips." Often, a "Chip Fetishist" - or Chipisht, as they call themselves - will crumble Lay's Potato Chip products over the body of one's lover and the two people will proceed to rub their bodies together until their skin reaches an optimal oily texture. The secreted scent of the Lay's Potato Chip is considered an aphrodisiac by Chipishts. This particular action is called 'chipping the keeper.'

Tonight, babe, we should chip the keeper. You bring the Lay's, I'll bring the dip.

by kdawg April 10, 2003

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taint chips

the flakey dandruff that falls off your grundle taint region after scratching vigorously or results from extreme chaffing

My boxers are full of taint chips!!!
She gobbled my balls so hard i left her a taint chip moustache!

by RDE delco July 21, 2007

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chopsticks chipping

The act of using chopsticks to eat from a bag of chips while using the computer.

Ever been in a situation when you wanted to eat a bag of chips and use your computer at the same time, but couldn't because you didn't want your keyboard to get all greasy and oily? If you can use chopsticks, use them to pick up the chips and never have to worry about messing up your keyboard.

Satisfied user: "Chopsticks chipping saved my life."

by Jkimmy98 March 8, 2014

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Bitch Chips

When something goes wrong.
Or if somethings excellent.

The equivelent of sick.
Its both good, and bad.

Also spelled: bitchips

Negative:
Bitch Chips! That skank wouldn't give me head.

Postive:
Bitch Chips! I found my car keys!

by Kaylaaaaaa August 29, 2007

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chips and fish

When a woman's vagina smells like an sea creature and a man, who is turned on by this foul odor, takes a potato chip, preferably Lay's brand, and dips this into the vagina, stimulating the woman's clitoris. When the woman has orgasmed, the man takes the now soggy potato chip out of the vagina and eats it, signifying the conquering of the woman.

In the mid-1500's, kings of England would use the "chips and fish" technique to make a female "their bitch". However, they used a chicken wing and the procedure was much more painful for the woman.

by Prance Stewart January 24, 2014

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fish and chips

chavs' slang for a fit bird.

oy oy! fish and chips!

by freddd September 23, 2007

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