Clam yourself

To shut your trap

Friend 1: "I'm so pissed right now."
Friend 2: "Bitch go clam yourself"

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splittin' clam

Same as poundin' vag, crushin' box, etc.

Layman's terms: To have sex with a woman (preferably rough sex)

Dude 1: How'd it go?

Dude 2: Dude, was splittin' clam all night long.

Dude 1: Word.

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clam-corder

specialised miniature video camera for capturing the most intimate parts of the female anatomy.

You should have seen this girl I pulled at the weekend, i've got some great shots to show you on my clam-corder.

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Clam Clapper

When a woman farts and it has no where else to go but up through the pussy lips.

OMG Becky, I just farted and it was a clam clapper.

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sticky clam

when you have sex with a drunk girl until she passes out and then you cum in her ear, and then proceeding to bend the ear over in a fold and lay her on her side- keeping the ear folded. In the morning, her ear will resemble a sticky clam.

Lara was so drunk that Jesus was able to fuck her and give her a sticky clam

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Claimed Clam

Going to a new school or college and inserting your manhood, without any thought about reputation, into any girl you can find and slamming her until you couldn't walk right. Then coming home and telling the stories of "claiming clam at school"

Bro, I claimed clam at school this semester

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clam rabies

When a bitch has multiple men's baby batter drooling out of her cunt.

Damn that ho gots clam rabies!

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