Clean field effect

It's an effect that happens when someone stays a long time in a ugly place and after he leaves that place, everything he sees seems better than it was

1: That person is way better now
2: No man, it's just the clean field effect

Clean up man

A good man that gets curbed by a chick who's average at best but thinks she's

God's gift to the world. She later gets pregnant by Anquandretravious and she's left alone with a baby. Realizing she's messed up (and 60 pounds heavier) she goes back to said curbed guy to take care of her and her child.

Guy: Let's date.
Girl: You're not my type.
Girl: Gets pregnant by Raequantay and is left alone with a baby
Girl: You wanna date now?
Guy: Kick rocks. I'm not your clean up man.

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cleaning my guns

A term used to put the fear of god in to someone.
almost a threat or warning of pre or post insanity.

come on in boy and set down and tell me about your self
you like my daughter
have fun you treat her with respect and ill see ya when you bring her back ill probably be up all night cleaning my guns
nobody likes me everybody hates me i am going home to clean my guns

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Clean Your Clock

A slang phrase meaning to strike a blow to the face, where someone's face is their 'clock'.

Steve: Wow john, you blew it there.
John: Oh shut up, or I'll clean your clock.

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cleaning up eggs

When you clean up all the messy cum after sex.
Eggs refer to your testicles because they look like eggs and your testicles are your nuts so you are cleaning up the excess nut.

"Michael is the best egg cleaner I know, ever since last year he's been cleaning up eggs."

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cleaning the pump room

Code word for the act of lifeguards smoking marijuana. Pump room refers to the place where it is smoked, aka pool pump room, due to the high frequency of lifeguards that smoke weed. Pool supplies is the actual weed and accessories that go with it.

Yo' after this shift, I am cleaning the pump room! You in? Grab the pool supplies for me.

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Facebook spring cleaning

when your on facebook, and a family member or someone older than you who you would not want to see something bad on your profile, so you do some facebook spring cleaning. it is when you clean up your profile and delete or hide all the bad bumper stickers, applications, wall posts,pictures,videos,ect

hense the word facebook spring cleaning

friend request from jim ( your older cousin )

shit i gotta do some facebook spring cleaning so he doesnt see my bad side

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