A person who fundamentally changes their religious beliefs (in favor of Christianity) in order to slide in with a girl.
Damn, Justin has been going to church a lot lately.
Yeah it’s because of Jennifer. He’s a classic cooter Christian.
Comes in all colors, shapes, and sizes. Cooter candy helps keep broke college kids from paying child support and weekend visits. Take just one tablet away and the baby will go away.
It’s often advised to not take cooter candy with alcohol. You might mix it up with a Xanax.
Wind that comes from the cooter. Can be noisy or noiseless. Oder may indicate a visit to the clinic is needed
AJ puffed out some massive cooter wind. Ramon said he almost fainted.
a cooter queefer is a person who queefs in their cooter.
person a: damn you got a sweet cooter queefer
person b: thank you, you too!
When a cooter is stale and dried to the consistency of beef jerky. See also: "geriatric labia."
I knew she wasn't young, but I wasn't expecting cooter jerky!
The act of a man sucking aggressively on the vaginal opening during oral intercorse
'Yeah man i rocked her world last night i gave her the cooter joover
Driving around looking for women
Hey Ralph what are going on tonight? "Doing a little cooter scootin."