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1. December 22 is the date that all of the people saying "Kings are born on December 22nd" to make themselves feel better were born on. This is untrue, since I'm born on December 22nd and i am a degenerate furry
2. The day two days before Christmas, and is therefore the last day of many schools (may vary by country)
Referring to a date: "today's December 22nd" or "the meeting will be on 22nd of December"
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People who are born on December 22 are some of the most nicest, caring, beautiful, comedic, and special people.
They always got your back and never let you down. They’re really reliable and honest!
(This is kinda dedicated to my bestie ❤️)
Person 1: Hey! When’s your birthday
Person 2: December 22nd!
Person 1: I like you already! :)
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Today we celebrate a person who loves to stay inside their house
person 1: December 31st! It’s my birthday and i have no friends so i’m going to stay inside.
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people born on this day are the most fuckable people to ever be born
person 1: woah who’s the new girl
person 2: idk but i’m tryna slide
person 1: so is everyone else, she was born on december 21st
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The day you give somebody head, and please them
Hey Austin it’s December 7th! Do you want head?!
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The most talented and creative people are born on this day! They are a Sagittarius so they are fearless and adventurous, they are likely to experience some rough challenges but they naturally make it through.
Girl 1: “ omg they are so brave!”
Girl 2: “ yah they where born on December 12th!”
Girl 1: “ I wish I had a birthday like that!”
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The day where everyone apologizes to the Loser of the class.
Bully 1: Ha your a weeb, loser
Bully 2: DUDE CHILL it’s December 20
Bully 1: You right I’m sorry weeb person
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