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The kind of dick that’s so good, you’ll risk it all! Even if you’re not in a relationship, the dick will have you ready to give up your singleness.
Girl!! He got that relationship dick!! Bout to make me cut EVERYBODY off!!
1. A penis that is deformed or does not function properly.
2. A very small penis.
Brad: Why is it taking Brandon so long to use the restroom?
Kevin: Didn't you hear? Brandon's dick doesn't work anymore after it got bit by a rattlesnake!
Brad: Shieeee, the poor sucker has a gimp dick.
Brad: Did you hear the news? Brandon's dick is only 3 cm long!
Kevin: Yea that girl that tried to suck him off told me he has a gimp dick!
When a guy ejaculates in a females vagina and leaves it in for a few minutes before he pulls out his penis. He then goes in about his day without showering, and the pussy juice and cum dries up on his dick. He now has nut dick.
Bro before I got here I busted a nut in my girl. Now I got nut dick.
The biggest Miles Edgeworth simp bigger than Ema Skye
Jack: Who’s your favorite ace attorney character
Orange: Dick Gumshoe
One who consumes cock on a massive and devastating scale. This individual is also characterized by their aggravating and persistent presence, despite continuous efforts to eradicate them.
"dude, why do we have to take your brother to the lake? He's a total dick weevil."
When one does not simply get fucked or made love to. When the dicking is so suave, the dick resembles the voice of Al Green, with the badass behavior of Liam Neeson, and has the speed and stamina of Usain Bolt. Commonly used by Australians, notably in European hostels.
Friend: "Did you give that girl the old hammer last night?"
Guy: "No mate, I gave her a proper dicking"
Friend: "Very well"
in genuine, earnest intent; not kidding or joking.
Guys! Jimmy drank so much milk that he puked a gallon! No dick, no nuts -- A GALLON!