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girlfriends phone died

she’s cheating on you, bro :(

“my girlfriends phone died at a party last night, she didn’t respond all night”

Poopy-di scoop

The feeling when your college dorm roommate shits in the shower drain, and you have to clean it up because he said it wasn't him.

Poopy-di scoop
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop
Poop-di-scoopty
Scoopty-whoop
Whoopity-scoop, whoop-poop
Poop-diddy, whoop-scoop
Poop, poop
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-diddy-scoop
Whoop-diddy-scoop, poop

dis

is a fucking godam school that is shit

hell basically hell dis is fucking hell

Dis

Dis

Why did you dis me?

dis

Bastardization of "this," cause 4 letter is too damn long

*Phone rings
"Hm, I don't know this number"
*Picks it up
"Hello, who dis be?"

Dis

Street slang for the word "This"

I haven't seen dis broski for a long ass time!