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When it's raining so hard that it hurts to be outside, and it may as well be raining something hard and pointy, like dildos.
When it rains hard in Wilmington, it may as well be raining dildos because it's somewhat painful.
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The offensive term used to ridicule others of being faggots, douches, or dildo lovers, in the case of the term being used to describe a dildo lover the term is literal, but in other cases such as ridiculing a faggot (gay or not) or douche the term is generally used out of impulse.
Xavier: hay did you just see that Dildo Munch over there, what a faggot.
Thomas: if it wasn't for people like him i would be straight.
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When one breaks into an uncontrollable sweat from not using a dildo enough or not having enough sex; in other words, being sexually frustrated.
"Oh no! I've lost my dildo! Now I've got The Dildo Sweats again!"
Maria/Peter was so sexually frustrated that she/he got The Dildo Sweats every single day!
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a female masturbating on the beach.
It was so gross, I saw a sandy dildo on the beach today.
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When you use nerf battle axes and you smack an 8 inch long black rubber dildo around until it makes a dent in a white wall.
Damn! I wish i could play dildo ball! That guy SMACKED that thing right into the wall and left the biggest, blackest dent I have ever seen!
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A set of underwear for women with a dildo on the inside alowing for discreet pleasure in public
I’m having a great time! I’m wearing my dildo panties!
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A dildo that is glittery for the gays
dude i got my brother a sparkling dildo to support him being a gay little bitch
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