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an exaggeration of a long line of cocaine, because it is so expensive.
Guy1: Whoa man, you look geeked out! Did you do coke or something?
Guy2: Yeah..I just had a 50 dollar foot long.
The cost to eat ass. Un-cleaned, cleaned, doesn’t matter. $1.27 IS ass eating. ( U.S currency only)
Female: Hey babe, I have a dollar twenty-seven, eat my ass?
Male: say less
Female: hands over $1.27 exact change
Male: (proceeds to eat ass)
$1.27, a dollar twenty-seven: cost of eating ass
The collective noun for a group of slutty women.
That's a whole dollar worth of slut standing over there
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when you go into a subway take a shit dont flush and leave
person1: dude wanna go to subway
person2: no man lets just chill at my place
person1: well i gatta do a five dollar foot long but you moms in the shower
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a phrase used at the end of a story that had really no point to be told to someone. used at the end of boring stories to make them seem more interesting and worthwhile.
"yesterday i went to the fridge and took out a yogurt but put it back and got an apple instead.
...and then i found 5 dollars."
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Phrase often added by annoying people to the end of a really bad story, mocking their own story's badness by admitting the necessity for something interesting to happen at the end. Or ironic mocking of these people.
Person 1: "So in the end I gave him back his monkey feces and didn't invite him up when he dropped me off. Isn't that amazing?"
Person 2: "..."
Person 1: "and then I found 20 dollars!"
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the phrase said when one realizes that the story they've wanted to tell, actually has no point at all. So instead of feeling embarrassment or having to add in a fake story line. You tag on the phrase..."and then i found five dollars"
Girl: yeah, then the cat licked the dog
Boy: thats cool....
Girl: .....
Boy: .....
Girl: ....And then i found 5 Dollars!!! it was awesome
Boy: No way!! thats awesome
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