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Someone with over extrodinary "douchy" or dumb traits...or for someone that said a dumb remark...almost always used as an insult.
Shut up douche rocket! or Quit being such a douche Rocket
60👍 20👎
the messiah, the pillar, the dictator over a cult of other douches. enuff douches to soak up roseanne's inward parts.
1. an alpha douche wears sunglasses at nite while his followers wear hats to prevent the moon from inhibting their spray tans
2. an alpha douche sports a pink polo and pops his collar to mark the fact that he has a penis
3. an alpha douche suddenly refers to bon jovi and journey as new up and coming artists whilst thinking that he has made it mainstream
4. an alpha douche drinks jager bombs with extra red bull so he can stay up to put date rape meds into the nxt girl's drink
5. an alpha douche's mating call to friends is the term: BRO
50👍 16👎
Douche Canoe
1. Colin Smith
2. A person who's being a complete fuckface
*collin acting like a man whore*
Wow collin your such a douche canoe.
55👍 19👎
A person who exudes arrogant qualities much like a douche, yet is not a complete douche burger.
Adam: Michael is a total douche.
Chad: Yeah his little brother isn't as bad. He's just a douche patty.
15👍 3👎
Large obnoxious sunglasses, typically in the "cop" or "fighter pilot" style, often with a mirrored finish, worn by college age men and women to signify that they are, in fact, douche bags.
"Check out that group of frat boys over there. They each have there own pair of douche glasses."
"What a bunch of douche nozzles."
15👍 3👎
preppy ahole who wears large amounts argyle and spends entirely too much time bathing himself with imported cologne, clamming, and studying for his pre-law classes at yale. usually named "preston" or "baron" or something.
Normal Guy: hey man, wanna chill this weekend? i was thinking of having some people over.
Connecticut Douche: no thanks, i'm gonna take my dad's yacht out and go clamming with my friends ceecee and kelsey. even though that is impossible to do off a boat.
Normal Guy: you're a really big dick, you know that?
29👍 8👎