Dumb Pomeranian

A way to call someone annoying or dumb without saying an explicit word

Stop being a dumb Pomeranian

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Dumb blonde

Has blonde hair , blue eyes,a tall and thin figure,and a bitchy personality.

Oh she’s a dumb blonde.

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dumb-sexy

duhm sek-see -adjective

1. extremely arousing; so much so it's stupid.
2. extremely arousing; so much so you become stupid.

Damn, that broad is dumb-sexy!

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Dumb-waiter

Not to be confused with the small elevator-like devices found in restaurants, hotels and such, "dumb-waiter" refers to the idiot - and there's always one - serving hors d'oeuvres to the bride and groom at a wedding who allows their tray to be pillaged of anything edible before they even get to the wedding party. Thus, they only have Spinach Vomit-bombs left by the time they get to the bride and groom, who wrap a bunch of these disgusting ass nuggets in a napkin to later pelt the wait staff with when no one's looking.

"Not surprisingly, the maitre d' assigned the dumb-waiter to bring hors d'oeuvres to the wedding party, and the fat shits lumbering up the front steps emptied the tray before the guy even got there."

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Dumb face

an expressionless and judgmental look given to someone who has just made an unfunny, ignorant, or asinine joke, statement, or action. designed to express disapproval in a way that makes it clear that the receivers previous offering was not even deserving of a reaction of any kind.

joe: i think we should get tacos
will: your FACE is a taco! lol
joe: :| *note: that's what a dumb face looks like*
will: get it? because... like.. you eat tacos... with... your face?
joe: ... anyway, i think we should get tacos

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Dumb Booty

You got ass out of this World!

"Damn Janice got a dumb booty on her"

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dumb as shit

To be as dumb as crap; dumb as poo. (Latin; derived from fatuus shituus)

Dude, your granda is as dumb as shit

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