fail frown

An overly exaggerated frown made in response to anything particularly stupid seen anywhere, be it an action, a behavior, the weather, some music, etc.

Anybody employing a fail frown must be aware that they must, to the best of their abilities, follow the guiding scientific principle principle-every action has an equal and opposite reaction.

This actually happened to me, so please, read it in order to contextualize this compound word. In essence, it was a message about corporate buzzwords and euphemisms I had sent to a friend.

-I talked to a woman this morning who is the owner of a cafe. She told me she used to be a paraprofessional, which is basically a glorified teacher´s assistant. She likened the euphemism to a custodian being named a "custodial manager." We both made a "fail frown" after she had finished explaining it to me.

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Fail Scale

1) Scale in which the average person may fail.
2) Arrangement of Fails in order of least to greatest.

Fail Scale
1. Fail
2. Failure
3. Monstrous Fail
6. Planetary Fail

5. Epic Fail
6. Galactic Fail

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Fail Whale

a giant whale who appears at times of epic fail.

'Crap, I tried to jump the step but landed on my face instead'
'Jack, you just summoned the fail whale'

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epic fail

A term for when average everyday run of the mill failure, just doesn't cut it.

If you're going to succeed, good for you. If you're going to fail, make it an epic fail.

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epic fail

Jim Morrison's "poetry".

Jim Morrison's poetry is epic failure.

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fail at life

a dorks' feeble attempt to sound cool on the internet. Some member of some random internet group said it once, and now everyone is copying that person because they think it sounds cool, and they think they are cool--Both are incorrect.

Your lack of creativity deems you fail at life.

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Scene fail

1. A try-hard; A person attempting to fit into the ridiculous stereotype of scene but ends up looking more like a clown than is required for the particular label.

2. A really awesome blog on Tumblr. coonbabies.tumblr.com

That girls hair looks like she stuck her head in the microwave. Look at all those cheap Hot Topic accessories. What a scene fail.

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