clem flu

A sickness that is passed around after attending a club on clematis street in west palm beach Florida

John, “oh nahhh bro I got the Clem flu after this weekend I heard it’s going around”

Chris, “stay away from me bro you’re gonna be sick for weeks”

flu asf

like you’re weird , sick asf/cut asf ,🥴

bro you’re flu asf gtfoo😂

Flu fu

10/10

We smoking tha Flu fu

Flu fu

10/10. Best of the best.loud

“Yo that new Cali Pack is Flu fu.”
“This curry goat is flu fu”

russian flu

A rare from of flu that starts off like a common cold, but you still end up dead. Then it turns out you had been poisoned with Polonium or some sort of neurotoxin.

Brian: "Have you heard about that spy who allegedly got poisoned in England?"
Sam: "Eh, he just got the russian flu, nothing out of the ordinary."

Half-flu

cold symptoms minus the snot

Carl is working from home today as he has half-flu

government flu

Another name for COVID-19, popular among Republicans

"Mom tested positive for the government flu yesterday."