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When a guy ejaculates in a females vagina and leaves it in for a few minutes before he pulls out his penis. He then goes in about his day without showering, and the pussy juice and cum dries up on his dick. He now has nut dick.
Bro before I got here I busted a nut in my girl. Now I got nut dick.
The kind of dick that’s so good, you’ll risk it all! Even if you’re not in a relationship, the dick will have you ready to give up your singleness.
Girl!! He got that relationship dick!! Bout to make me cut EVERYBODY off!!
in genuine, earnest intent; not kidding or joking.
Guys! Jimmy drank so much milk that he puked a gallon! No dick, no nuts -- A GALLON!
The therapeutic use of male sexual reproductive organs to alleviate a number of maladies including; Stress, Insomnia, Depression, Anxiety, Agitation, Loneliness, Hunger, Thirst, Constipation, Priapism, Nutritional Deficiencies (Vitamin C, Zinc, Protein, Phosphates) and Blue Balls.
"Wow that girl desperately needs some Dick Therapy"
"Felt better after I watched some porn and had a little dick therapy"
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The biggest Miles Edgeworth simp bigger than Ema Skye
Jack: Who’s your favorite ace attorney character
Orange: Dick Gumshoe
One who consumes cock on a massive and devastating scale. This individual is also characterized by their aggravating and persistent presence, despite continuous efforts to eradicate them.
"dude, why do we have to take your brother to the lake? He's a total dick weevil."
When one does not simply get fucked or made love to. When the dicking is so suave, the dick resembles the voice of Al Green, with the badass behavior of Liam Neeson, and has the speed and stamina of Usain Bolt. Commonly used by Australians, notably in European hostels.
Friend: "Did you give that girl the old hammer last night?"
Guy: "No mate, I gave her a proper dicking"
Friend: "Very well"