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idk to just describe the guy sitting in front of me
"this guy sitting in front of me is kinda cute"
"eww no, he stinks!"
It was where my mama sat on that old swing with her crochet
It was where granddaddy taught me how to cuss and how to pray
It was where we made our own ice cream, those sultry summer nights
Where the bulldog had her puppies, and us brothers had our fights
There were many nights I'd sit right there and look out at the stars
To the sound of a distant whippoorwill or the hum of a passing car
It was where I first got up the nerve to steal me my first kiss
And it was where I learned to play guitar and pray I had the gift
If the world had a front porch like we did back then
We'd still have our problems but we'd all be friends
Treating your neighbor like he's your next of kin
Wouldn't be gone with the wind
If the world had a front porch, like we did back then
Purple hulls and pintos, I've shelled more than my share
As lightening bugs and crickets danced in the evening air
And like a beacon that old yellow bulb, it always led me home
Somehow mama always knew just when to leave it on
If the world had a front porch like we did back then
We'd still have our problems but we'd all be friends
Treating your neighbor like he's your next of kin
Wouldn't be gone with the wind
If the world had a front porch, like we did back then
Treating your neighbor like he's your next of kin
Wouldn't be gone with the wind
If the world had a front porch, like we did back then
This is a reference to ejaculation "White Pee" and the vagina "Front Butt". This was first introduced by a comedian out of San Diego named Allison Gill.
Mommy! Mommy! Johnny put white pee in the front butt.
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Look at those Civilian Defense Front guys. They're confederate wannabes who fuck their cousins.
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On a woman, typically an older woman who has had children, the extended out area near her uterus; but below her stomach. The appearance is similar to a butt that is located in the front.
Frank walked into Eddie's room with a pale ghost-like look on his face.
"What is wrong?" Eddie asked.
"Your mom, she was just getting out of the shower when I walked in on her accidentally. I saw her hairy front butt with no clothes covering it." Frank replied while making retching sounds.
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FGDB, two of the most god awful physical features of a slag combined to make one of the most disturbing spectacles these eyes have ever seen. Though the ass is lacking, the ample gut does attempt to make up for the absence of volume on the back end . Skanks with this condition are masters of camouflage and misdirection using over-sized shirts, dresses, and the shade of black. Do not be fooled. Look for the signs.
Dude 1: Oh damn, look at that girl!!
Dude 2: Nah man. That's Taylor. And that is what we call Front Gut Dude Butt. Don't get sucked in.
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She has a fat ass and big tits.
Dude: You see that thick girl over there?
Dude 2: Yeah, she got the front and the back!
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