Mom: hi son, have you any friends?
Son: yes but they are all fucktards
Mom: shit
A complete retard who doesnt know what day it is or whats going on. Also says complete nonsense as if it was fact.
Dan: I live by heathrow and jet engines always fall in my garden.
Read: What the fuck are you talking about you Fucktard.
Dan: Dont know just thought i'd say something.
Contraction of "Fucking" and "Retard"
Spaceman is a fucktard.
A shitcunt that's from south OZ with an unfortunate surname Tarr. Hence Tarr"d" and more referred to as the FUCK-tarrd.
fuckTaard: I have a 24 foot ski boat with twin 350 chevs!
US: Sure it's not a submarine fucktaard!
Us: Talking about motorbikes, mate mentions his Yamaha R1.
fuckTaard: Yeah I've got two R1's and between me, my brother and dad we've got over 100 bikes!
Us: Got any photos of them?
fuckTaard: "Silence". Show you next stint at work (meaning has a week off before returning for a month on at work)
Us: Did you manage to get any photos of the bikes on your week off?
fuckTaard: Naaar sold them all!
US: FUCKTARD!
Fucktard is a word that means both fuck you and your a retard.
‘Hey August you’re such a fucktard’
someone who is fucking retarded.
well Joe was a fucktard last night