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This seems to be a mixture of "led down the garden path" (meaning misled) and "sold up the river" (meaning "handed over to law enforcement", slang derived from the fact that Sing-Sing state prison is "up the (Hudson?) river" from New York City).
The enthusiastic young first-time buyer was led down the garden path by the unscrupulous used-car salesman.
The entire gang that pulled off the bank heist was sold up the river by the getaway driver after he was picked up and interrogated the next day.
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garden city middle school is one of the most shittiest fucking schools in michigan, it’s filled with bum ass bozos who don’t shower and that act ghetto asf
person one- you go to garden city middle school?
person two- did you mean the nastiest school ever? yes i do
person one- oh shit well uhm true!
When you wake up after a night of being a Sub and finding an object in your asshole the next morning.
Found this plastic straw in my garden today.
Garden City High School is fucking hell. Please save yourself suicidal thoughts and depression by going to a different school.
Garden City High School is worse than death. I would rather be in a head on car crash then go here.
When a guy performs oral sex on a woman.
Girl A: (texts girl B) "what are you doing? "
Girl B: "sorry, can't talk now, there's an armadillo in my prayer garden. "
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''How do Kieth, how was that honey you pulled last eve''
''Sweet Kieth, she had a Grassy Arthur's Garden Party like a chipmunk's ear''
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this tramp walks around all day drunk argueing with people and attackin people!
one day terry mayers asked the tramp for a drink with him later and an MC battle little did terry mayers know that he would be chased down the park by the drunk with a bottle with the tramp threatening to cut his throt
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