Dog Walked

That shit Cardi B did to Tammy Longstalking on Twitter

She got her MAGA ass dog walked.

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walk hard

1. to do something well and with one's full effort
2. sex (it's like when you walk hard, but its not necessarily the walking that's hard...)

I walked hard over to the dim sum restaurant.

Wanna walk hard with me tonight darlin'?

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dog walk

beating your ass

cardi b will dog walk the out of tomi lahren

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Walking the Dog

Walking the Dog is a term in which a female will be with a male and "Walk their Dog" as in, giving a hand job or anything with a girl handling a dick really.

Becca: Hey where's Tori?

Ali: Tori and Pablo are 'walking the dog.' You know what that means.....

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walk of shame

n. 1. As stated in other definitions, walking out of someone's place in the same clothes on as when you went in there last night.
2. When you are in a public bathroom, to create something especially unholy that makes the whole restroom smell, and then walk out of the stall while the bathroom's various patrons scowl at you.

1. I made her take the walk of shame in front of all my dorm-mates this morning because i was feeling extra hung over.
2. As I took the walk of shame I saw all my co-workers holding their noses and giving me the evil eye.

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cake walk

Situation when no toilet paper (or suitable substitute) is left in or close to the bathroom, resulting in having to walk elsewhere where a wiping material is available. Said walk is known as a "cake walk", as material becomes caked between the butt cheeks.

Oh, dude.. I hid all the toilet paper downstairs, forcing Pete to do a cake walk!

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Bird Walk

A terrible new single by rap 'artist' Soulja Boy.

Random Chick: I'm gonna do the Bird Walk.
Me: Get the fu** out of my house.

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