band fiction

Fiction written using one or more members of a band or bands.

Mary read a band fiction involving the band Avenged Sevenfold

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Great Band

1. The start of a shitty definition that wants to talk about their band nobody knows or cares about instead of defining the word or phrase.

Is "great band" a band? Probably.

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da band

a horribly disappointing rap group which had high expectations who was signed accidentally by p. diddy.

after releasing their first album "too hot for tv" everyone knew for sure da band sucked

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shitty band

people who suck ass, musically and form a group. thus, combining their non existent abilities for numerous reasons.

Jimmy: "yo man, i am making this HXC band, want to join?"

Mattie: "chyea man thats X-CORE!!! but i don't play any instruments"

Jimmy: "it doesn't matter man, neither do i. it cant be hard though. if you cant play an intrument you could just yell into a microphone."

Mattie: "yea man good thinking. and we will play shows and people will like us."

at show dude1: does this shit even follow a beat?

dude2: no.. it doesn't, why did i pay to see this:S

dude1: LOL man, that guy is wearing chick pants!

dude2: shit balls thats funny, look at him he looks so funny trying to be HXC.

dude1: yea dude, this is a shitty band

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hair band

Principally from the 80's.

Any one of a loose class of rock and roll bands sharing any number of similarities, but typified by long, elaborately messy, overblown hairstyles.

The implication that the hair is perhaps the most substantive thing about such a band or thier music.

See, for example: Motley Crue, Guns -n- Roses, Warrant, Stryper, etc., and to a lesser degree, Def Leppard, Bon Jovie, and so on.

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hair band

The last of great music, ever. It's actually hair metal. The hardest rock around. The best bands in the world. These bands actually had talent and the tunes kick so much ass. After hair bands, there was a shitty trend called "grunge" which totally blows, along with all other music.

The best music is hair bands!

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Band Stalker

a manly girl who stalks band kids despite the fact she's not in band and is in love with a man who is gay with a large mustache

Justin: Did you walk by the band room this morning?
Billy: Yea, she went all "band stalker" on everyone again...

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