High Day

1. Rebecca Black's "Friday" parody made by Rucka Rucka Ali.

2. A day where you get high as hell. My way of decribing 420.

1. Guy 1: "What's your favorite parody?"
Guy 2: "High Day" by Rucka Rucka.

2. Stoner:"Hurry up, Time!"
Normal guy: "Why?"
Stoner: It's High Day in 3 days."

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Layboar Day

Last official day when hillbillies and mountain folk can have sex with wild pigs without having to eat them afterward, i.e., strictly for pleasure.

JEB: I'm done gunna git me a whole mess a hog poontang this here Layboar Day, how 'bout you, Cletus?

CLETUS: I reckon I'm just lookin' for some companionship.

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no homo day

you can act gay all day, but if you say no homo it’s not gay

“kelsey, slapping her butt is gay!” “it’s no homo day tho”

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fu day

A day in which you wake up feeling completely apathetic towards everything so that every response that you give is around the lines of "does it look like I give a fuck?"

Person one: dude I slept at 4 am doing my spanish homework
Person two: :'(
Person one: yup today was a complete fu day, you should have seen the look on my sisters face when I told her to fuck off when she asked about my opinion on her wedding. Priceless... :)

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Postman's Day

A day in which the weather continually switches back and forth from sunny to rainy. A joke on the phrase 'Rain or shine' that was originally used by postmen. Also known as a postman's situation.

'This weather is crazy. It's sunny but it keeps raining on and off. It's a postman's day.'

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Cowbell Day.

Noun -
A celebration of the Cowbell. {Every April 5}
On Cowbell day, you always must add more Cowbell.
Always.

John - "Hey, did you bring the Yellow and Green muffin tops sprinkled with Iron for the Cowbell Day Festival?"
Jake - "I sure did. Did you remember your Elmos Slippers?"
John - "Yep"
Jake - "And if Marry brings Candyland, this will be a great Cowbell Day."

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Burger of the Day

A special burger created by Bob Belcher on a daily basis. It usually features distinctive ingredients and a punny name.

"Hey Bob, what's the Burger of the Day today?"
"It's the Say Cheese Burger! You should try it!"

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