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A celebration of the Cowbell. {Every April 5}
On Cowbell day, you always must add more Cowbell.
Always.
John - "Hey, did you bring the Yellow and Green muffin tops sprinkled with Iron for the Cowbell Day Festival?"
Jake - "I sure did. Did you remember your Elmos Slippers?"
John - "Yep"
Jake - "And if Marry brings Candyland, this will be a great Cowbell Day."
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Canters Day is a United States holiday observed on the Friday before Memorial Day. Canters Day was founded in 2009 and although it holds no religious or political significance, it is celebrated by a growing number of people each year.
The official song of Canters Day is "4Day Weekend" by Bandway. The significance being that Canters Day is often used by many in congruence with Memorial Day to create a "4-day weekend".
Contrary to those trying to ascertain the origins being the holiday, Canters Day has no relationship to horses, waltzes, the city of Canterbury or anyone with the last name Canter.
"Did you take off work for Canters Day?"
"Hell yea. 4-DAY WEEKEND!"
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A day in which you wake up feeling completely apathetic towards everything so that every response that you give is around the lines of "does it look like I give a fuck?"
Person one: dude I slept at 4 am doing my spanish homework
Person two: :'(
Person one: yup today was a complete fu day, you should have seen the look on my sisters face when I told her to fuck off when she asked about my opinion on her wedding. Priceless... :)
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A day in which the weather continually switches back and forth from sunny to rainy. A joke on the phrase 'Rain or shine' that was originally used by postmen. Also known as a postman's situation.
'This weather is crazy. It's sunny but it keeps raining on and off. It's a postman's day.'
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1. Rebecca Black's "Friday" parody made by Rucka Rucka Ali.
2. A day where you get high as hell. My way of decribing 420.
1. Guy 1: "What's your favorite parody?"
Guy 2: "High Day" by Rucka Rucka.
2. Stoner:"Hurry up, Time!"
Normal guy: "Why?"
Stoner: It's High Day in 3 days."
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Last official day when hillbillies and mountain folk can have sex with wild pigs without having to eat them afterward, i.e., strictly for pleasure.
JEB: I'm done gunna git me a whole mess a hog poontang this here Layboar Day, how 'bout you, Cletus?
CLETUS: I reckon I'm just lookin' for some companionship.
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you can act gay all day, but if you say no homo it’s not gay
“kelsey, slapping her butt is gay!” “it’s no homo day tho”
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